i don't care if you work all day and it's easy on your feet. wear some fucking converses. or addidas sneakers. WEAR SOME FUCKING BAPES. wear fake bapes. you might look like a hipster but you won't look like a such a tool. just a hipster tool. i've never worn crocs simply because i will not bring that hell on me and have to live with the constant reminder that i have, at one point in my life, worn crocs, so maybe they are comfy. but that's a shit excuse. sacks are probably really comfy too. strapping pillows to your body is probably damn comfy, because then you can go rollerblading and fall over and not bruise yourself on the pavement. but you don't do it.i don't care if you think they're 'not so bad'. they are so bad. they are a crime against nature. you can shove whatever shit you like on them; you can get those stupid buttons that clip on to the holes and look like disney princesses. I DON'T CARE. IT LOOKS EVEN WORSE. IT LOOKS LIKE YOU THINK THAT ACTUALLY LOOKS COOL.
i don't care if you only wear them around the house. your house should be condemned.
i can't even end this post properly. i just want to find an ozone-friendly way to burn crocs and cruggs and whatever the hell the crocs masterminds are thinking up next. probably crocs for hookers. covered in glitter with four inch platforms and little buttons in the shape of dicks.
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:C I cry when I see someone wearing crocs. theyve been a big thing here in the netherlands for about 2 years now. :C I STILL CRY.
when i stayed in akaroa there's only about two stores and one of them is literally 60% crocs. so many racks! so many colours! so many tacky styles! they had ballet flat crocs and cruggs and much crying was had ;_;
You're just jealous because they are popular. You wanna be Matt Cox is what i take out of this blog.
I don't like having to verify my identity like some kind of criminal every time I post a comment. I wouldn't mind a robot raiding my blog. My pie chart's would look badass.
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