002; fancy some oral luke worrall?

i'm sorry, that's a horrible title. though to be fair if house of holland made a luke worrall shirt that's probably what it would say.

okay, so people are divided into five camps it would seem when it comes to luke worrall;

a) ferosh!
b) cole mohr's bitch.
c) agyness deyn's bitch.
d) kelly osbourne's bitch.
e) KILL IT WITH FIRE. HE ONLY HAS ONE EXPRESSION AND A POORLY PLACED PIERCING. I HAVE TURNED A RED COLOUR WITH RAGE THAT IS CLASHING WITH MY KEFFIYEH.

i vote a at all times, along with about three other people (those other people being cole mohr, agyness deyn and kelly osbourne). luke's definitely one of my favourite male models, i've got a nice big folder of him taking up space on my harddrive. i've even got that cracked out arena homme editorial with cole mohr. i have no idea what's going on in that. i think that's probably working against luke worrall quite a bit, it has this knack of causing you to forget everything you ever knew about him and focus on that entirely. when you close your eyes, you see cole and luke on their backs with their feet touching. when you sleep you dream of thrusting their arms out like zombies. when you do those magic picture things you go cross-eyed and instead of seeing the boat you see those creepy shiny gloves. it's not a comforting thought. breathe deep now, exhale, go to a happy place.

fyi, this is your happy place. half naked with face paint. don't argue. just accept. no need to thank me.

i will admit that luke worrall is getting noticed for clinging to people, like a very photogenic leech. i don't think it's intentional, i think he's probably just pretty cool and other models like to go clubbing with him. maybe grope him a little. but he can't help being so effortlessly wonderful. the internet's reception of luke worrall leaves only two logical answers:

a) jealous ugly fat people who can't pull off facial piercings are the only people with internet access.
b) they honestly don't like him.

and as i said before, i always go for a.